I need a nap and an orgasm.
An Ancient Proverb, probably (via thegreatmadman)

dunflower:

u know someone is having a rough day when their favorite song plays and they don’t sing along

Wait for someone who bumps mouths clumsily with yours cos they’re too busy smiling to kiss you properly. Yeah. Wait for that.
Azra Tabassum (via suspend)

(Source: amanda-oaks)

inlikewithlife:

chaotic-awesome:

I Don’t Know How Much Vodka I Put In This But I’m Going To Drink It Anyways: a memoir

This drink tastes awful, but I can’t waste alcohol: a sequel


mylifeaskriz:

ruineshumaines:

Liz Climo on Tumblr.

this really cheered me up